标题：ACTUAL NEWS ITEMS

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* Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year old man at an
airport hotel after he tried to pay with two $16 bills.

* The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on
nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one
within city limits.

* A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St.
Louis. By the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen
pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of
whiplash injuries and back pain.

* A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C. A few days
later he went with his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At
lunch he went out for a sandwich. His girlfriend needed, so
she had him paged by the bailiff. Police officers recognized
his name and arrested him when he returned to the courthouse
in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

* When two service stations in Ionia, Michigan, refused to
hand over cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to
call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the
police and was arrested.

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