标题：Prison Vs. Work

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In prison, you spend a majority of time in an 8x10 cell. At
work you spend most of your time in an 8x10 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day. At work, you only get a
break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get
rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison you can watch tv and play games. At work you get
fired for watching tv and playing games.

At work you must carry a security card to unlock and open all
the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all
the doors for you.

In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.

In prison they let your family and friends to come and visit.
At work you're not even supposed to speak to your family and
friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.

At prison there are sadistic wardens. At work you have
managers.
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