标题：Special High Intensity Trainning

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Admin (系统管理员)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please
see your manager. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our
managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you
can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were
promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T.
already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to uor BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.).

Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply
for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY TRAINING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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