标题：What the hell is marriage ?!#$*

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Getting married is very much like going to a continental
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you
see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really
finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm
still paying for it."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband
gives and the wife takes.

When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they
both speak and the neighbors listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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