标题：Thus Spake Gates

转载自: 水木社区

Admin (系统管理员)

In the beginning, there was nothing but Apple. And the PC was without
form and void, and the darkness was on the face of its hard drive. And Bill
said, Let there be DOS: And there was DOS. And Bill looked upon it, and it
was good, and with it the PC slew the Apple. And DOS grew and grew, until
its number was legion if you counted the decimal points, and still it was
good.

And Bill grew large with ambition,
and he decreed there should be a
processor of words; and lo, there was
Word. And Bill sayeth, Let there be
a thingy for the crunching of
numbers, and lo, there was Excel,
and did his kingdom grow apace.

But there had arisen in the land the
thing called Macintosh, sprung from
the intransigent Apple-men, and Bill looked upon it, and it was better

Rapidly did he decree that Word should be made to run upon it, and after
that Excel, and then all the other fruits of his efforts, but still he was
wrathful.

So Bill did order his minions to come forth with Windows, and when they
did, he looked upon it, and it was bad.

So he sent them back to try again, assuring all the world they would get it
right this time, yet they did not.

Unrelenting, Bill forced yet a third mighty blow, and when it came forth,
Bill did order his trumpets to blow, and his chorus to sing, and his criers to
cry, until the din could be heard throughout the land; and when he looked
upon this third version of Windows, he saw it was not all that great, but like
hotcakes did it sell.

And thus did Bill gloat, for the world proclaimed he had matched the lowly
Macintosh, and his praises were sung throughout the land.

And so he ordered another, mightier, more magnificient version made, and
his henchmen and henchwomen did labor hard.

Still it was not forthcoming in the year promised, nor the year promised
next, and rumors did abound, and magazines did overflow with secret peeks,
and columnists did heap their scorn upon it. And came the minions of the
Justice Department, bent upon proving Bill monopolous, yet before his
wrath did they quail, and proclaim him innocent, mostly.

And that which was once called Chicago became known as Windows 95,
and the suspense built throughout the land, and Bill, remembering what
had gone before, set about building a great Hype.

Into his Hype he put the greatest mouths of the land, and scattered the
fruits of his profits so heavily that he bought hosts of angels to sing, and
Rolling Stones songs, and trumpets and horns and drums without number.
As the time of birthing grew nigh, he purchased television time without
end, and appeared thereon himself, and bought entire editions of
newspapers to give away unto the faithful, and traveling circuses to visit
each great city.

And so when Windows 95 was born did hysteria rule the land, as the choirs
sang and the trumpets and horns did blare and the televisions and the
newspapers charge their followers to go forth and buy.

Heeding this, the populace did rush to the marketplace at the stroke of
midnight, when even the cock doth sleep, and did push and shove and come
even to blows the better to secure their own copies lest they be thought
ignorant, or uncool, or hamsters in the eyes of Bill.

And Bill looked upon what he had wrought, and he giggled, and rubbeth his
hands together, and even in the moment of his triumph, began to think of
Next Time.

(Thus Spake Gates 英语笑话 www.tuoude.com-兔偶得-笑话大全|幽默笑话|成人幽默|经典笑话|搞笑短信|冷笑话|小笑话)

2008-02-17 21:43:28

121.27.116.*

兔偶得，笑话大全，给您的生活增添一分欢笑，如果您在这里找到了好心情，别忘了推荐给您的朋友哦～

人气(115)

共1页

您在第1页

首页上页下页尾页

去第页

返回首页

发表新帖

我要收藏： 添加到收藏夹

收藏到收客

把"Thus Spake Gates"的网址发给您的好友，大家一起开心吧，:)

[全部文章]	[英语笑话]
上一篇: The Last Human	上一篇: The Last Human
下一篇: Your Microsoft questions answered here!	下一篇: Your Microsoft questions answered here!

把兔偶得设为首页您的宝贵意见