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标题:What's the diff between Win95 and a vir

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Believe it or not, Windows95 is not a virus, as many (millions) have claimed.
You want proof?
Look no further!

What's the difference between Windows95 and a virus?

Quality
Virus
Windows95
Replicates Quickly
Yes
Yes
Uses up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so
Yes
Yes
Occasional hard disk destruction
Yes
Yes
Usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and
systems
Yes
Yes
Will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the
user will buy new hardware
Yes
Yes
Occasional meltdown of vital componants
Yes
Yes


Until now it seems Windows is a virus, but there are several fundamental
differences. Viruses:

1.are well supported by their authors
2.are running on most systems
3.have fast, compact and efficient source code
4.become more sophisticated as they mature
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