标题：It's the end of the world as we know it

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It's the end of the world as we know it...

and I feel fine...

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed
them that he was
very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad he
told the three of
them that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to
return to their homes
and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God
did tell them though
that no matter what they did he was not changing his mind. So...

Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
you. First the good
news. There is a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3
days."

Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and bad news. The
first is there is a
God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Bill Gates went back and told his staff.... "I have good news and good news.
Firstly, God thinks I
am one of the 3 most important people in the world. The second is, we don't
have to fix the bugs in
Windows95."
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